I live an outrageously steady life,
Never have a rendezvous.
I only go for a walk with my parents
now and then.
My dad says that's how its gotta be
and I'll get a bon-bon from him.
Finally that was the last straw
because I just don't like bon-bons!!

I don't want chocolate
I want a man
I want someone I can kiss
and wrap around my little finger!

It was my birthday the other day
One I will never forget.
All of my Aunties and relatives
came around to party.
They brought roses and daffodils
and mountains of chocolate.
All of a sudden I realised and I shouted:
I just don't want that stuff anymore!!