Remember yesterday we had a Top Ten List – the Top Ten Symptoms of Being
OP? Well, to show you just HOW OP we are…we have ANOTHER Ten Symptoms to
report! Here, then, is the NEXT TEN List of Symptoms of Severe, Terminal
10. When you go to
Best Buy you dig out the B&B DVDs and display them prominently.
9. Speaking of
DVDs, you own TWO sets of B&B on DVD…just in case something happens to one
set and you can’t find another in a store, on Amazon, on Ebay….
8. You watch
anything and everything either Ron Perlman or Linda Hamilton is in, even
if the movie is so bad you turn it off after their character gets killed,
or you just fast forward to the scenes that they are in.
7. Whenever your
plumbing or the AC system clangs, you smile and think of the Tunnels.
6. You comb used
book sales, hoping to find B&B paperbacks...even though you already own
5. Even though you
don’t like fish, you are partial to…COD!
4. Your everyday
speech is peppered with phrases like "Tell me," "Be well," and "OK fine!"
3. You have no
qualms about rooming with someone at a con you’ve only “met” online.
2. When you’re on
vacation, you take pictures of any sign that has “Vincent,” “crystal,”
“rose,” or “chamber” in it…and every single lion you can find.
And the number
one symptom that you are hopelessly OP?
1. You and a B&B
pal send similar posts simultaneously, and you both say - “It’s the Bond!”