Once Upon A Time in NYC ...

The 2001 Beauty and the Beast Convention

July 13-15, 2001 at the Holiday Inn Midtown, New York City.

 

A Convention report by Susan Howe

 

THE WILLING DEFLOWERING OF A CON VIRGIN

(aka Suze's Adventures at the 2001 New York B&B Convention)

 

WEDNESDAY, JULY 11

I spent the whole day eagerly making my last-minute preparations for my trip to NYC. Luckily, everything fell into place. I managed to find a pair of dress shoes that went with both of my outfits, had everything packed by early afternoon leaving a half a suitcase of empty space for the goodies I was sure to acquire, and made it to my beauty salon appointment on time to be primped and polished. I finally managed to fall into bed at about 11:00am, knowing that there would be little sleep for me that night...

 

THURSDAY, JULY 12

I was awakened by my alarm at the ungodly hour of 3:00am so I would have time to shower and dress before heading out at 4:30am to catch the 6:10am train from Boston to NYC. God it was *early*. And I'd barely slept, because I was so excited about my upcoming adventure. I could already tell that sleep was definitely not going to be on the agenda this weekend!

I made it to the train in plenty of time and we were soon underway. I caught a few winks on the train, and before I knew it, I'd arrived at Penn Station. Ahhhhh...the Big Apple. I love this city! I hopped in a cab that quickly weaved it's way through traffic, inching ever closer to the hotel. I didn't mind the wait. I was so absorbed in watching the people hurrying about, cellphones and black clothing seemingly a requirement. I was tantalized as we passed by shops on 5th Avenue that I'd only read about in magazines: Gucci...Kate Spade...Louis Vutton...Tiffany's... Wow. Wouldn't it be nice to have the bucks to shop there, huh?

In a relatively short time, we arrived at the Holiday Inn Midtown on 57th Street, which would be my home for the next few days. Upon entering the lobby, I quickly spotted an easel with a giant pad of paper, covered in a multitude of signatures and notes (personally, I loved the note that said "Vincent - Come join me for a dip in the pool after the banquet. Love, Catherine" <chuckle>). In front of the easel was a group of women, chattering and laughing. I spotted a couple of B&B t-shirts and knew that I'd found that right place.

I was a little nervous, seeing as I'd never actually *met* any of these folks before, but I took a deep breath, boldly strode over and called out, "I think I've found the right place!" I introduced myself as Suze, and was quickly accosted by a boisterous black woman who gave me a big ol' hug and said "One of my Con Virgins!!!!" This, I was to quickly learn, was Sheila Keith, designated Newbie/Con Virgin Wrangler. Well, with a welcome like that, I knew I was going to have a great time! :)

I chatted for a moment and admitted that I was, indeed, the person holding up the Central Park trip. In case you don't know the story, I was bummed when I realized at the last minute that I was going to miss the CP trip because my train wasn't getting in until 9:40am (they were planning to leave at 9:00am). I sent a note to Linda Barth, who was organizing the trip, just to let her know that although I was signed up, I wasn't going to be able to attend. Well, just to show you the sort of wonderful folks we have in this group, she moved the whole thing to 11:00am, just so I could attend. I couldn't believe it, but I was soon to find out that this is just status quo. We help each other in any way we can, and I was just blown away by everyone's kindness and love.

But I digress! (there'll probably be a lot of that, so you better get used to it! <grin>)

After registering with the hotel and running up to my room to drop off my stuff, I rejoined the group. This was when I met our intrepid con reporter, Mary (hi, Mary!). She was another newbie, like me, but was actually from NYC. As we were chatting, we were introduced to yet another newbie, Yuko, from Japan. The three of us became the Three Musketeers for the day. I think Mary said it best - we con virgins must, at first, stick together!

At 11:00am, we headed out. I'm going to warn you right now that for a better description of what we did, go check out Mary's con report at http://my.voyager.net/~terrie/cybercon2001.html She works with the Park Commission (or something like that - Mary, help!) and actually knows what the heck she's talking about. Me, I was just wandering around going: "Tree. Pretty!" Okay...maybe not THAT bad, but it was close!

Anyway, we walked the couple of blocks north to Columbus Circle - basically a giant rotary (which we Massachussites are very familiar with) with a huge statue of Columbus in the middle. As we approached the circle, Mary pointed out that we were passing by one of the buildings that was always shown in the opening credits of Beauty and the Beast. I didn't remember it, but I dutifully took some pictures anyway, so I could check it out when I got home.

From Columbus Circle we headed into Central Park. Now, if you've never been to NYC (and even if you have) it's difficult to understand the scale of the Park. This thing is freakin' HUGE. We walked for about two hours and barely made it up one third of the way. HUGE.

Linda Barth was our guide for the tour and I must say, having been to the Park a couple of times before, it was definitely nice to do it with somebody who actually knows where she's going! She gave us a brief history of the park and outlined our route and we were soon underway. Honestly, I can't remember the names of *anything*! (see I warned you!) Check Mary's report for further details. But this is what I recall...

We crossed a few lawns and throughways to get to the path heading toward the ballfields. We saw lots of schoolchildren who must have been participating in some sort of summer activity program (they all had on matching t-shirts - how cute!) and as we passed by the softball field, I noticed that the cast and crew from Phantom of the Opera were playing in one of the games (though I couldn't tell who they were playing against).

We meandered along the path, over a pretty bridge when we suddenly came upon the carousel. THE carousel. Well, okay, not THE carousel, since THE carousel is somewhere in L.A., but this was the real live Central Park carousel. Oh, man, was I excited! The last time I'd tried to go there (back in 1996 with my mom and siblings) it was closed due to inclement weather. But this was an absolutely *gorgeous* day (low 70s, sunny with just a few fluffy clouds) and the carousel was open.

Most of the group made a beeline directly toward the ticket booth. I had a fleeting thought of how ridiculous it must have looked to see this horde of ladies (and a couple of gentlemen! <grin>) descending upon the carousel, giggling and running to claim their horses. I was lucky enough to get one of the outside horses which are actually 3/4 the size of an actual horse. I was surprised at how large it was. I know I'm short, but I don't know how a kid could ride that thing - I couldn't reach the footrest and ended up having to hold on with my knees and thighs (all those aerobics classes finally paid off! <grin>).

In just moments we were off! Oh, man, was it fun. We were laughing our fool heads off, having an absolute blast. For just a few moments, we were kids again, completely free from the real world with the wind in our hair, a good steed, and surrounded by laughter and calliope music. It was *wonderful*! And I think that even the folks who decided not to ride the carousel had a great time, too, just watching us and taking pictures (they'll have good blackmail material when they get home!). The highlight had to have been...and I'm sorry, as I said, I'm not good with names...but one of the guys tried a little trick riding, turned around in his seat and got scolded by the attendant. I didn't think I'd ever stop laughing...

The ride eventually came to an end and we hung out for a few moments while some folks picked up souvenirs and others, like myself, headed for the refreshment booth to get something to drink. Then we were once again on our way and we headed north toward the sheep meadow (once upon a time, they actually kept sheep there!) and eventually ended up on a promenade with statues of various literary figures. I took a picture of good ol' Willy Shakespeare and we all puzzled over a poet that none of us recognized.

We continued along the path and came to a tiny little bandshell. Certainly it was nothing like the one we saw on the show - I think you could have barely fit a string quartet on that stage! Then we headed down a beautiful set of stairs that ended under an arch, the walls of which were covered with paintings. Lovely!

We eventually ended up at a large fountain (which was being eagerly sketched by several artists), the "Angel of the Waters" fountain according to Mary (and she'd know!) where we took loooooots of pictures. It was just gorgeous.

Then we headed westerly along the lake. We saw the boathouse and several folks out in rowboats - looked like fun! We eventually came to the bridge that everybody recognizes (what...the Bow Bridge? I think so...). Everybody was heading across the bridge to take pictures of the water and the skyline, so I ran down a side path and took pictures of our group on the bridge - I hope that the pics come out! I, too, took lots of pictures of the skyline from here - it is just beautiful. Lots of unique architecture on Central Park West contrasting with the natural beauty of the Park.

We continued northwesterly into the Ramble. This is the part of the Park that makes everybody think that it wasn't man-made (which it was!). It's densely wooded, cool and quiet, with few people but lots of animals and vegetation. It was here that we spotted a raccoon down in a ravine. Knowing that this must be Arthur, we quickly whipped out our cameras to take pictures. Arthur endured our presence for a little while, before disappearing into the brush - no doubt to rejoin Mouse in the tunnels! :)

Unfortunately, we had a little crisis at this point. One of the ladies had fallen and scraped up her elbow a ways back and because some of the group had been straggling, we hadn't noticed it until then. A couple of folks backtracked to try to find her, but eventually it became obvious that she and another of our group had headed back to the hotel, though I never did find out exactly what happened (I hope you're okay!).

We finally continued on our way looping south and eventually ended up at Strawberry Fields. For those of you who don't know, John Lennon was shot in 1980 right outside the Dakota building (which is across the street) where he lived. There is a large circular monument set into the pavement which simply says "Imagine". Lots of folks come here to pay homage to the fallen Beatle and this time we found a single red rose left in offering. Oh, and Mary reminded me that across the street is the grate where Catherine stops and gives that mysterious smile. I'd forgotten about that!

This was the end of our tour and we stopped for lunch. God bless Bill who was waiting patiently for us with coolers full of sodas, three different kinds of pasta/potato salads, pretzels, chips, Chex mix, Cheese Doodles, a 6 foot sub sandwich (hogie, grinder) AND a 3 foot sub sandwich. I'm not sure what kind of army he was expecting, but boy was there a lot of food!

We all grabbed some lunch and found a spot to sit. Some folks headed over to sit on the benches, but most of us were content to plop ourselves down on the grass in the shade of the trees.

Now, I have to interject one comment here. Someone (and I don't recall who) said that there were a lot of bugs in the Park. Let me tell you, there were not a lot of bugs in the Park. In fact, I was extremely surprised at the lack of bugs in the Park. You see, my property at home abuts conservation land. Wetlands. Affectionately known as "The Swamp". We can't even run outside for one minute without getting the daylights bitten out of us, so, believe me, it was incredibly refreshing to be able to sit outside without worrying about the millions of bloodsuckers lying in wait! Okay...'nuff said. :)

So, we hung out, ate our lunch...ate seconds...snacked...and the pile of food just didn't seem to diminish one little bit! We still had more than half of the 6 foot sandwich, the entire 3 foot sandwich, as well as most of the side dishes. What to do? If we couldn't get rid of it, we'd have to haul everything out ourselves (since we couldn't litter).

Little by little we came to the collective decision that we should give the food away. So the bolder folks in the group (and, no, this didn't include me!), starting yelling to anyone within hearing distance, "FREE FOOD!!!!". For a while, all we got were some strange looks, but eventually, a group of tourists from Denmark wandered over.

Now, I have to say, of everything we did that day, this was probably the coolest moment. These folks came over and asked us what was going on. We explained that we had brought FAR too much food and that we were trying to give it away. After a moments hesitation, they all eagerly dug in and we got to talking with them. They asked us who we were and we explained about the convention, and before we knew it, we'd made a bunch of knew friends - how cool is that???

Then we noticed a young family nearby and they soon came over to join us. They were from New York and were just enjoying an afternoon in the Park with their young son (who was *adorable*, digging holes "for the animals to live in"!). We soon got to talking with them, too, and the whole group of us had just a wonderful time. Soon enough, we had managed to give away enough of the food that we could pack it in. The group split up with some folks continuing on into the park, some taking a cab back to the hotel to get ready for later sightseeing, some walking back through the park, and Yuko and I decided to walk along Central Park West, heading back to the hotel.

After getting back to home-sweet-hotel, I headed up to my room and decided to just rest for the remainder of the day. Remember, I'd been up since 3:00am and had just walked 2-3 miles through Central Park. Plus, I knew I'd be getting no sleep the rest of the weekend, so I figured I'd better take advantage while I could!

Oh, heh...not sure if you want to hear this level of detail, but I promised you detail and that's what you're gonna get, darn it! ;)

 

Anyway, so I headed back to my room and after a refreshing shower, I spent the remainder of the night slathering on the self-tanning cream. See, I had gotten badly sunburnt a couple of weekends previously and had these bizarre tan lines. And, knowing that I was going to be wearing two sleeveless outfits, I wanted to even out the tan. Whooo boy. What fun! ;) I don't think I did too bad a job of it, but those of you who were there will have to be the judge! <grin>

So, after that, I threw on some clothes, decided to be decadent and ordered room service for dinner. After dining on mozzerella sticks, chicken caeser salad and diet Coke, I set my alarm, turned on my Brookstone Sound Soother (don't go anywhere without it!) and slipped off into dreamland...

 FRIDAY, JULY 13

Woo hoo! Day 1 of the con! Of course, it was Friday the 13th, which wasn't exactly an auspicious way to begin the day, but I had high hopes anyway! :)

My alarm went off at 7:20am. I promptly hit the snooze button.

My alarm went off at 7:24am. I hit the snooze button again.

My alarm went off at 7:28am. Snooze button.

7:32am. Snooze.

7:36am. Snooze.

I think you get the picture. Needless to say, I'm not exactly a morning person. Count your blessings that I decided against trying to find a roommate! I finally managed to haul my butt out of bed at about 7:45am and sloooooowly went through my morning libations. I was vaguely aware that the festivities were scheduled to start at 9:00am, but even my overwhelming excitement wasn't enough to make me move any faster!

At a little after 9:00am, I managed to make my way downstairs to the registration room. Now, for those of you who weren't there, let me give a quick overview of the hotel:

As you entered the hotel, there was a medium-sized lobby with two small conversation areas, a registration desk, a bell desk, and a small bar area.

Continuing straight ahead down a short hallway, the first door on the left opened into a long, narrow room which was the registration area/info center. This room opened up into the ballroom - a large, but rather nondescript function room with a raised stage on one end. This room was used for all of the larger activities - opening and closing ceremonies, the banquet, the auctions, and the larger panels.

Up one flight on the Mezzanine level were three rather small adjoining rooms (the appropriately named "Renaissance" Rooms), one of which was designated as the Dealer's Room, one was the Art Room, and one was used for small functions such as autograph sessions, small panels, meetings, etc.

Anyway, knowing that I was running a little late, I decided to hold off on breakfast and head directly to the registration room. I quickly spotted the "Con Virgins Start Here" sign and saw Sheila waiting for me. As I approached the table, there was some quick scrambling amongst the con committee members and suddenly they broke into a rousing chorus of "Like a Virgin". I couldn't help but laugh, knowing that everybody here had the same twisted sense of humor that I do!

After the laughter died down, Sheila handed me my first bunch of con goodies. She gave me a totebag with the convention logo on it which already contained a bunch of papers, the conzine, and other goodies. She gave me a rolled up poster and told me that it was of the Olivia painting (which was cool, since I'd never managed to pick that one up), and a special bag of goodies just for us newbies. Then she handed me my envelope of convention tickets (to the banquet, etc.) and my name badge...which I promptly handed back to have her help me assemble (yeah, I'm pathetic).

Then she asked me if I wanted to be a "Con Virgin" or a "Newbie" and showed me the little purple "ribbon" that I was supposed to affix to my convention badge. Apparently, a lot of folks were going with "Newbie", but I proudly proclaimed myself a "Con Virgin"! (what the heck, huh? probably the only time I'll get to claim *that* again! <grin>)

After gathering up all of my loot, I headed into the ballroom to await the start of the opening ceremonies and to look over everything that I was given. The first thing I did was to flip through the schedule.

Oh crap.

The talent show rehearsal was scheduled for immediately after the opening ceremonies. I made a quick mental note to myself that I needed to run back to my room and grab my CD as soon as the ceremony was over. I then realized that the rehearsal was supposed to go until 12:30pm. *groan* No breakfast for me...

LEARNED LESSON #1: Always make sure that you have snacks and breakfast foods in your room. I quickly learned that you never know when you're actually going to get the chance to eat, so it's best to have some food on hand. Drinks, too!

Then I happened to look at my name badge...*really* look at it. And I realized that it said I was from Indianapolis, IN! Oops! Well, we couldn't have that, could we? Besides, I wasn't sure if I'd somehow managed to get my badge switched with someone else's (although the e-mail address was correct), so I went back to the registration table to explain my predicament. Lori pulled out the registration book with all of the invoices and wouldn't you know...mine was completely wrong. I mean, not even a little bit right! Some poor person in Indianapolis got billed for my fun weekend, I think!

After manually correcting my information in the books, I asked what would be the best way to fix my badge. Lori offered to try to create a new one, but I told her that it wasn't necessary. Between us, we managed to come up with a small piece of paper and some tape and I just wrote in my real hometown (Dracut, MA). I think this was actually kind of a fun mistake, since whenever anybody asked where I was from throughout the weekend, I told them "Well, they tried to send me to Indianapolis" <point at badge> "But I'm really from Massachusetts". It was a great icebreaker! :)

Now that my badge was straightened out, I headed back into the ballroom for the opening ceremonies. I took my seat and continued to flip through the paperwork in my little con tote. The ladies next to me were talking to a woman who was sitting in the next row up, but I wasn't really paying too much attention until the ladies introduced me to the woman in front of me....Linda Campanelli - one of the writers of Beauty and the Beast. I think I shook her hand and said some sort of pleasantry, but my mind was going "Writer. Famous person. Sitting in front of me. Shaking my hand. Oh. My. God."

Why, yes, I think I *was* a little starstruck, but remember, I'm a con virgin, okay? At least I didn't make a big fool of myself and managed to keep my eyes from bugging out of my head. I think. :)

Anyway, I think I still wasn't totally awake (or was still reeling from my Linda encounter) because my memories of the opening ceremony are a little fuzzy. But basically, our beloved M.C. Myhr took the stage and got us all warmed up for the weekend. Now, I'd never met Myhr in person before, but I'd read *plenty* of stories about him on the 'net (as I'm sure you have, too!), so I had a pretty good idea of what I was in for. Happily, he was just as funny and irreverent as I was led to believe and as one of the Con Virgins, I was definitely game to play along with the plans for an "orgy" that night! Ah, yes, people after my own twisted heart! ;)

After making some announcements about the hotel facilities and the upcoming activities (and Becky said that NovTek showed a music video, but I've *completely* blocked that out for some reason - adios short term memory!), Myhr introduced the celebrity guests for the weekend: Linda Campanelli, Jay Acovone, and Edward Albert!

There was much cheering, applause and picture taking as they came up on stage. To me, the stars looked pretty darn tired, but I figured that if I was having trouble getting up and I'm from this time zone, imagine how these L.A. denizens must feel! I almost ran out to get a round of coffees and diet Cokes for all of us! <grin>

It was immediately obvious that the stars had great affinity and love for one another. They joked around, poked fun at each other, and generally entertained all of us just by being themselves. This was followed by a beautiful tribute by our international fans. As the theme music played, each of them stepped up and recited the opening lines in their own language...French, Dutch, German, Italian, Japanese...it as simply gorgeous! After a short while, the ceremonies wrapped up, the celebrities headed off to do whatever it is they do, and I made a beeline for my room to grab my CD for the talent show rehearsal.

I ran back down to the ballroom and was surprised to find it relatively quiet. There were a few people hanging around, but nobody seemed to be in charge. I sat and waited for a little while, but when the "Tunnel-ettes" took the stage to rehearse their moves, I finally went in search of a leader. I asked around the registration area, then finally bumped into Zenobia/Melissa, who was supposed to be running the show. I asked her about running through my song and was alarmed to learn that they didn't yet have a working CD player (**PANIC**) and although I could check the mics, I would have no music. Zeni took down my room number and told me that she would call me when the CD player was set up, but that was the best she could do.

LEARNED LESSON #2: If you need a prop or toiletry or accompaniment or whatever, never assume that someone else will provide it for you. Bring it yourself!

I spent the next little while freaking out a bit, but finally, I decided to head back to my room and at least practice the song with my little personal CD player. No speakers, but at least I could run through the song a couple of times. So, I did that and listened to the professional recording a couple of times, too - good thing, since I picked up a couple of nuances that I hadn't noticed before. Improvement. Improvement is good. :)

Then I decided to dump everything out of my tote bag and go through it. There was LOTS of stuff! First, there was the tote bag itself, which turned out to be very handy for carrying things around over the course of the weekend. In the paperwork, there was a schedule of events, information from Mailboxes, Etc. (who were on-hand to help you ship home any items that you couldn't pack into your luggage), the program with information about the rules and events of the weekend, the Olivia poster, a little book for photos with the sticker "My First Beauty and the Beast Convention" on the cover, some magnolia-scented light rings (which made everything smell *so* nice), two little packets of tea (Earl Grey and Cinnamon), two notecards (one with a lovely printout of one of Sandy Tew's pictures and one with a beautiful poem about friendship), and the conzine. Have I left anything out?

I was immediately drawn to the conzine and started flipping through the pages. I had submitted a whole bunch of sketches to Cathy Moran and she ended up using...um...8 of them, I think, in the conzine. This was very special to me since I had done all but one of the sketches 11-12 years ago, when the show was still on the air, and I had never thought that they would see the light of day again, let alone be published anywhere! I teared up as I saw the very first sketch of Father...with my maiden name signed to it! <laughing> In case you're wondering which ones are mine, they are all of the small ones. I'm not sure why they ended up being so small in the middle of the page, but they look good, so I'm not complaining! :)

 

After sorting through everything, I put my schedule and the conzine back into my tote and headed for the Dealer's room to check the place out. What a madhouse! My goodness...every table was crowded as all get out - undoubtedly, everybody was trying to get in there first to snatch up the best deals. I wandered about the room, assessing what was there. Mailboxes, Etc. had set up a station near the door, though it wasn't staffed yet. Directly across from that were two ladies with a profusion of 8"x10" pictures of every star/show/movie imaginable, including some rather embarassing old photos of some of our celebrity guests! <grin>

There was a table next to the entrance to the Art Room with various B&B treasures (including an OLAH LP and a 45 of "The First Time I Loved Forever", which I'm now wishing I'd snapped up!). Opposite that was a table with a display on scrapbooking, with a sign-up sheet for the scrapbooking workshop on Saturday (I have to admit that I already do scrapbooks of my own, so I sort of passed this one over). Next to that table was Lyn's table with information and sign-ups for next years convention in Orlando. Next to that was Claire Sieffert's table with displays of her lovely art and needlework.

In the corner was a replica of Vincent's chamber, including a full Vincent costume hung on a large manequin. I was later to learn the story of how, many years before (sorry, I don't remember - was it at the first convention?) all of the convention goers pooled their money to purchase the Vincent costume for $4000 at the auction, donated the costume to Ron Perlman in thanks for his wonderful work on the show, who then turned around and "permanently loaned" it back to fandom, and now "Vinnie" goes on the road each year to be displayed at the convention. Very cool. I took lots of pictures! :)

Across from that were the "Orphans" tables - all of the goodies sent in by fans who didn't need a whole table to display their wares. My lord, there was a LOT of stuff! I spoke briefly with JoAnn Baca, who was managing the Dealer's Room and this area in particular, and she said that they couldn't even put everything out, because there was simply no room! You name it, it was on that table somewhere...

Next to that was the con table, which offered extra convention totes and conzines, as well as waterbottles and convention t-shirts in white, pink and the ever popular purple (they actually sold out of the purple!). After circling the room a couple of times, I finally settled here and bought an extra conzine for my friend Debbie (hi, Debbie! the care package will be on it's way by tomorrow, I promise!).

After depositing the 'zine into my tote, I decided that it was simply too crowded in there. They had started bringing in lunch stuff and the place was just overrun with people. So, eventhough I had still not yet managed to get anything to eat (see LEARNED LESSON #1), I headed downstairs to the ballroom to get in on the Beast Bingo.

I walked in on this, not really knowing what to expect, but I quickly got the idea. Instead of spelling out the word "Bingo", you spelled the word "Beast", and instead of numbers, each space contained a character name, episode title, or something having to do with the show. You paid a dollar per card and Judy ("She Who Must Be Obeyed!") called out the letter and item. Cool!

I paid my money and got in on the act. I lost the first game, but won the second! Woo hoo!!!! I headed up to the front and picked up a little black and white picture of Vincent in a pewter frame as my prize. Not wanting to jinx myself, I switched to a different card and continued to play. Lose. Lose. Lose. Lose. Lose... Well, we finally got to the last game and I decided to change cards again. Seeing that my original card (lucky #12!) was in the stack, I plucked it back out. And wouldn't you know...I won again!

Well, okay, it was a simplified game and three of us ended up winning, but that's alright. Each of us got to pick a prize - I chose a real Central Park rock which had "Vincent" and "Catherine" and a rose painted on it - and we each got an official tunnel baby outfit, donated by costumer Judy Evans! Mine was a little night shirt with the collar ripped off and replaced with a couple of soft suede pieces held on with leather ties. VERY cool. I hope that someday I'll have a child so I can put him/her into it and take pictures! :)

By this time I was absolutely *starving* and couldn't wait any longer. I headed back up to the Dealer's Room and scrounged through the remains to make myself a turkey sandwich with pasta salad. I grabbed a glass of water and wandered back out into the common area and found a seat at the nearest table. A whole bunch of con committee members were there (hope I wasn't intruding!), so I just sat back, ate my lunch, and listened to the conversation. Ahhhhh....food at last!

I snagged a piece of chocolate cake (yeah, I know, my diet kinda went out the window this weekend, but hey! I didn't have breakfast...I think I'm entitled! <grin>) and rejoined the group for a while, then wandered back into the Dealer's Room. By this time, the crowds had thinned out enough so I could actually get near the tables to check them out!

I ended up browsing through the 'zines at the "Orphans" table, trying to figure out where in the world I should start. That's the tough part about being a newbie, you know you can't buy *all* of the 'zines ('cause I'd end up even more broke than I was), but you don't know which ones are good and which ones aren't so good. Obviously I must have looked confused because both JoAnn and another woman (sorry, I don't think I ever learned your name!) offered to help me out. As I flipped through the boxes, they gave me the gist of what the 'zines were about and helped me pick out a couple of them. I think the first one I plucked out was "Heartsounds" and then JoAnn insisted that I buy "When Angels Fall" (very sad, but very good - I'm holding you to that!). JoAnn became my 'zine patron for the weekend, keeping an eye out for "must have" 'zines and setting them aside for me. (Thank you!!!!)

But that was it for the moment, and as it was getting to be time for me to go to my autograph session, I went over to the nearby room where it was to be held. But, I found a note on the door saying that the autograph session had been cancelled and that we should report tomorrow morning. Making a mental note about the time, I decided to head back down to the ballroom to catch Edward Albert's panel about his organization "Band of Angels". It was already in progress, so I quietly slipped in and took a seat near the back to listen. Edward made it very clear that his mission for the weekend was to try to recruit more members to B.O.A. (and boy, was that true!). He spoke at length and with great emotion about B.O.A., how it started, what they do, as well as some of his own personal experiences.

For those of you who don't know about it, basically, Band of Angels grew out of the Edward Albert Fan Club. They are a group of people who...well...for lack of a better term, help each other out. It may be something a simple as a sympathetic ear, cards when you're sick, or a note just to say you care, but these folks are always there for each other and their extended friends and family.

It was truly moving to hear all of the accounts of how B.O.A. has changed people's lives, though I must admit that it was Edward's account of finding poor Sam Dunn in the canyon, foot nearly sliced off by her wayward horse, that really got to me. Maybe it's because I'm a big ol' softie or maybe it's because I'm a little blue-eyed redhead, too, but his description of taking her mind off her pain and shock by "taking her to Ireland" had me nearly in tears.

As he wrapped up the meeting, Edward asked if there were any questions or requests. Being none, he called it a day and began to pack it in. I felt so strongly that I needed to tell him how much he had moved me. Now remember, I'm still starstruck. As I walked toward the stage, my brain just kind of went on autopilot and my speech center was reduced to something like "hummunahummunahhummunah..." But I continued to walk toward the stage. As the first person finished talking and headed off, I saw my opportunity.

I walked right up to Edward Albert and said, "I have a request". He turned those fabulous baby blues on me, smiled, and said, "Certainly. What can I do for you?". I don't know how the heck I managed to keep it together, but I smiled back and said, "May I give you a hug?". He smiled even broader and said, "Well, have you heard about my hugs?" Some devilish impulse (otherwise known as my real, non-starstruck self) took over as I grinned and replied, "No, I haven't, but it better be good, since mine are!"

Laughing, he wrapped his arms around me and proceeded to give me the BEST hug of my life. We swayed side to side and as he snuggled closer to me, he started to sing into my ear "Baby love, my baby love...".

Okay, God, I can die happy now. :)

After a moment, he released me and I told him the real reason that I'd come up to the stage. I'd wanted to let him know how much he had touched me and that I was very much looking forward to becoming a part of the Band of Angels. His face suddenly lost that charming grin and he looked at me with a little frown line crinkling between his eyes. He told me that he appreciated hearing that, since he felt that he hadn't really gotten his point across today.

In that moment, all feelings (okay, maybe not ALL) of starstruckedness (hey, new word!) fell away and I realized that this was just another person with as many (if not more!) foibles and insecurities as I had. We weren't celebrity and fan, we were just two people having a conversation. Wow.

I smiled at him and reassured him that although I couldn't speak for anyone else, he got through to me. He grinned, gave me one last quick squeeze, then I moved off to let the rest of the line through.

Did I say "wow" already? :)

Where to go from there, huh? *whew*! Well, I decided to go make another pass at the Dealer's Room, since I knew that I was going to need to keep running back to see if anything new had been put out or unearthed. JoAnn grabbed me and showed me another 'zine that she'd set aside for me. I purchased that and a little pewter Vincent and Catherine pair, then headed back to my room to rest up before the big night.

I sorted through all of the goodies that I'd bought and started to organize everything into little piles (I probably haven't mentioned this, but I am obsessively organized - yet another reason why it's probably good that I roomed alone!). After laying out my clothes for the evening and ironing out the few wrinkles (everything traveled surprisingly well), I turned on the TV and dozed through the news.

Not much rest for the wicked, though, and I was soon up again, running through my song a couple more times, putting on my makeup and my outfit for the evening. I'd asked Zenobia earlier which of the two outfits I should wear for each evening. She finally helped me make the decision by telling me to save the dressier outfit for the banquet. Gotcha. So this night, I ended up wearing a white sleeveless jacquard vest with gold buttons and trim and matching plain white pants, white satin shoes, gold hoop earrings with rhinestones and sparkly bracelets to finish it off. I was very excited about this outfit primarily because I managed to find a pantsuit in 16 petite. Do you know how hard it is to find petite pantsuits? No hemming! Woo hoo!!!

*ahem* Anyway...after pulling myself together, I threw my camera, schedule, a bottle of water, and music into the tote and headed down to the ballroom at about 6:15pm, hoping I could get a few minutes to practice. Thank goodness, I got that chance. I handed the CD over to Zenobia who took down the track number and her husband(? Zeni??) Chris ran the sound system. I ran through the song once and determined that I did, indeed, sound just as nervous as I was. Crap. But at least I got to run through it once.

The rest of the performers and costume parade participants made their way in, followed by the audience. But no celebs. We waited. And we waited. But they still didn't show up. I got the chance to know my seatmate and fellow talent showee, Brooke Hardy. She is what my grandmother would call "a pill". <grin> We got along famously and kept each other entertained while we waited. Finally, we decided to just go ahead and get the show on the road. Myhr got up on stage to make a few announcements (in his own inimitable style) and ran down this year's Top 10 List:

Top 10 Part-Time Jobs That Vincent Does For Mad Money

10. Subway inspector

9. Spokesmodel for late-night hair-removal infomercials (OUCH!)

8. Sell hair to wig maker

7. Writer of romance novels (woo hoo!)

6. Model for the cover of romance novels (WOO HOO!!)

5. Strip 'o Grams (YEAH, BABY!!! - Sheila, we all know that was you!)

4. Voiceovers for commercials and animated movies

3. Webmaster for Jo Anderson website (after a mixture of cheers and boos, Myhr commented, "That was *supposed* to get a groan!")

2. (couldn't hear it and Mary missed it, too - anybody know???)

 

....and the number one part time job that Vincent does for mad money is....

 

*********drum roll*********

 

1. Underground escort service! (WWWOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!)

 

When the fervor died down, we heard some buzzing going on near the back of the room. Suddenly, there was a great amount of cheering and applause as a guy who I'd never seen before made his way toward the stage. Myhr introduced him as David Schwartz, associate producer of Beauty and the Beast. He had just spent three days trying to get to NYC from Bali where he had been vacationing. He was very jet-lagged, but happy to be there and after a quick hello, he rushed off to catch a few zzzz's before the auction started later that night.

Then it was time for the show to begin. It started with the costume parade. Jackie Skalski was first up as a wood nymph. Myhr was *very* disappointed that it wasn't a naked wood nymph, but we can't get what we want all the time, right? :) She did a beautiful little dance to get things started.

Then the supposedly unknown person (who everybody knew! <grin>) dressed as a Winterfest candle made her way up onto the stage (and in that costume, it was quite a production!). She did a hysterical little dance to "Be Our Guest", then hopped off the stage and revealed herself to be Claire Sieffert. I think she was VERY glad to have all that tinfoil off her head!

Next up was Annik Perrot as a helper dressed for Winterfest (gorgeous cape! even if Myhr did tease you about the "pockets"!), followed by Renee as the Empire State Building - complete with a little King Kong hanging off the top (that just MADE the costume!). After that was Lisa (who I kept calling Renee all weekend - sorry, gals!) dressed up as Vincent - and for those of you who have never seen her...boy, are you missing something. It's PERFECT!

Then there were a couple of tunnel people, Caitlin dressed in "Catherine's Wedding Gown", which was very reminiscent of the "Angel" outfit in "Remember Love" - gorgeous! She was followed by "The Purple Lady", who I think I heard saying something about her entire outfit being donated, and the parade finished up with a tunnel couple.

 

After that, it was time for the Talent Show to begin! The first act requires a bit of backstory. Apparently at last year's convention, Phil and Judy were eagerly awaiting the imminent birth of their "Critter" and did a routine at the Talent Show where they dressed up as Mulder and Pregnant!Scully, with the gist of the jokes being about how Agent Scully ended up in her current condition.

Well, this year, Mulder and Scully were back. "Scully" says that she has obviously had the baby, and that if we can keep a secret, they'll tell us who baby William really is. At this point, another "agent" (complete with badge and earpiece) walks up from the back of the room, holding Jordan/"William" wrapped up in a blanket. With a great flourish, "Mulder" whips off the blanket to reveal..."William" dressed in a tiny Superman costume! Totally cute and they got huge laughs! :)

Next up was a puppet show by Carol & Genie in which Puppet!Vincent appeals to a picture of Catherine (aptly held in place by Stagehand!Myhr) singing and dancing to "Rags to Riches". The routine was both hysterical and awe inspiring. You ladies are *incredibly* talented! And coordinated! And I've heard rumors about a past retelling of a certain fairytale...any chance we might get to see that at the next con? Pretty please????

After that were the "Tunnel-ettes" (aka The Chesapeake Helpers Society) dancing to "New York, New York". They were all dressed as some aspect of New York (gangster, Empire State Building, Broadway, etc.) and had hats and canes and everything - even "Vincent" got in on the act!

This was followed by an beautiful acapella rendoring of the song "Annabelle Lee" by Annik. You are a brave person, Annik! You did an awesome job!

Well, long about this time, it's getting to be yours truly's turn. I stepped up beside the stage, trying to calm my nerves when what should I see? Edward Albert sneaking in through the back entrance. Oh, god, as if I wasn't panicked enough, now the celebs decide to show up just as *I'm* about to get on stage. Ack! (turns out that they turned right around and headed back out but the damage was done - thanks guys! <grin>)

Myhr gave me a lovely (and funny) introduction and then it was time for me to do my thing. Now, everybody else said that they couldn't tell that I was nervous, but I'll let you in on a little secret....I was TERRIFIED! And, of course, despite the fact that I'd been drinking water all night, the moment I set foot on the stage, I got the worst case of cottonmouth. I am so afraid to see the video and find out what I looked like. If you'd just known what was going on in my head. The song was going okay (a little shaky, but okay) - luckily I'd practiced it enough over the previous months so I knew it cold - but every time there was a brief break, I was frantically trying to unstick my lips from my teeth! It was as though I hadn't had a drop of water in weeks!

Anyway, the song I did was based on "Broken Vow" by Canadian artist Lara Fabian (on her self-titled album). I loved the song, but it has very sad lyrics (about the woman's lover leaving her for another woman, etc.). As I was trying to find an appropriate song to sing, I kept coming back to that one, because the music was so beautiful. Finally, a little idea formed in my head. Maybe I could re-write the lyrics! So, I gave it go. Surprisingly, it wasn't that hard. After a couple of drafts, I finally came up with lyrics that I liked and that were appropriate for Beauty and the Beast. Renaming it "Solemn Vow", I performed it in the show.

Lots of folks have been asking me about the lyrics. I was going to post them to all of the mailing lists, but I was asked if they could be included in an upcoming fanzine, so I can't post them publicly. However, if you e-mail me (suze1@mediaone.net) directly, I would be more than happy to send you a copy. :)

Anyway, I finally made it through the song and (::blushing::) I got a standing ovation. I was very pleased that you all liked it so much. As I made my way off the stage, I know that Myhr made some sort of comments, but I was still trying to calm the beating of my heart and missed it. Several folks tried to talk to me, to tell me how well I did, but I had to mumble an apology through my glued-on lips as I made a beeline for the water station! Water, at last!

After gulping down several glasses full, I slowly made my way back to my seat, accepting hugs and congrats all the way, while Brooke sang "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" to great success. She was absolutely *awesome*!

After that, Sue Haley sign-sang to "Because You Love Me", which was beautiful (wish I could do that!) and after warning us all that she was "stoned" (what WAS in that wine, Claire???) Claire Sieffert proceeded to sing a gorgeous little song "Your Heart Will Lead You Home".

This was followed by Jackie Skalski doing another dance number to a selection from "Dreamland" (and she was worried about her performance - honey, I know *I* sure as heck couldn't do *half* as good a job as you did!), and we wrapped up the night with a surprise...

Judy, Karen and Miranda did a hilarious stint as "Vincent's Vamps", Vinnie himself finally running up on stage and tackling them! They were a fiesty crew - even *biting* Myhr upon their exit! ;)

The show wrapped up early enough to give us a short break before the auction. I took the opportunity to run upstairs, wash off my makeup, change back into my comfy clothes (I did leave on the thong that I'd worn to stave off pantylines...they're right you *do* kinda get used to them after a while! <very big evil grin>), grabbed my credit card and headed back downstairs.

After a few moments, Myhr reintroduced Edward Albert and Jay Acovone, who would be our auctioneers for the night. They were auctioning off a bunch of clothes, donated by costumer Judy Evans, that had actually been created for the show. Surprisingly, the night got off to a slow start. I actually managed to walk off with a shirt worn by Roy Dotrice, Father himself, for a measley $15! But the good bargains were not to last...

After a short time, David Schwartz showed up, and I was soon to realize why he's a favorite at these gatherings! :) Edward slipped off to bed, Myhr quickly realized that the show was being stolen and took a seat and soon it was the David and Jay show! Oh, my god, were these guys hilarious! You could tell that all of us were tired and punch drunk (especially toward the end), but we laughed until our sides hurt.

I ended up buying the nondescript "Bob Saget's big-bottomed sweat pants" for $10 and splurged on one of William's outfits (worn by the late great Rich Brinkley) for $75. Not bad for a huge hand-made over cloak/coat/thing and matching scarf. Just about everybody got something, but Merrie got the big prize when she scored Dark Vincent's pants! Sweet! I wish I had your credit limit, honey! :)

By the time everything wrapped up, it was quite late and we'd all pretty much had it. I think we were all very happy when the last item was finally auctioned off! I went up to the table, paid for my goodies ($100, not too bad!) and carted everything back up to my room.

After sorting and organizing everything (and assessing how much room I still had in my suitcase), I hopped into bed, flipped on the Sound Soother, read for a few minutes, and was soon back on my way to dreamland with thoughts of brilliant blue-eyed smiles, raucous jokes, love and laughter floating through my head...

 SATURDAY, JULY 14

Day 2 of the con, and by now I've got a pretty good idea of how things worked. I'd checked the schedule the night before and nothing was getting started until 10:00am, so I decided to set my alarm a little later and get a few extra winks of sleep.

When the alarm started going off at 8:20am, I hit the snooze button a couple of times (see Friday's installment for an example of my wake-up routine) and promptly dozed back off. But something must have happened because I suddenly woke up realizing that I hadn't heard the alarm go off for quite a while.

Crap! Did I shut the thing off in my sleep??? (believe me, I've been known to do that *very* often...) I checked the clock and it was now a few minutes after 9:00am. *whew* I wasn't all that late. I never did figure out what happened, since the alarm was still turned on. Weird.

Anyway, I took a shower and got dressed, put the two conzines, my schedule and my camera into the tote and headed out. I took a quick pass by the registration room to see what was going on. Good thing I did, since I hadn't yet signed up for a seat at the banquet and the tables were *very* full. I managed to snag the last space at Table 10, which, according to the seating chart, was in the first row in front of the stage, to the far right. Not a bad location! I made a mental note of where I was supposed to go, then peeked into the ballroom.

NovTek was starting their workshop about how to create music videos. I really wanted to check that out (being interested in multimedia for the Web, etc.), but just then my stomach started to rumble, and I decided that today my body would get first priority and headed off to the hotel restaurant for breakfast.

The restaurant was rather small, but not very crowded, so I was seated right away. I ordered OJ, water, and cinnammon french toast with a side of bacon. I wasn't fooling around - I had no idea when my next meal would be!

The fare was pretty standard, but I have to admit that the cinnammon french toast was actually quite good.

While I was waiting for my breakfast and then while eating, I started to read the conzine. I read the information about this year's charity, The New York Foundling Hospital. Wow. I don't think a more perfect cause could have been chosen. The hospital was started back in the late 1800s by a small group of nuns who were brokenhearted over the number of babies being found drowned in the Hudson each week, because their mothers couldn't care for them. To this day, the hospital offers sanctuary for mothers and babies alike to help them toward a better life through education, foster homes, adoption, etc. I couldn't help but think that this is the sort of place that Vincent might have ended up in if he hadn't been brought to the Tunnels.

After reading this info and the dedications (to our beloved Jamie "Myhr" Murray, who is retiring, and Beah "Narcissa" Richards, who passed away earlier this year), I started in on the stories. I didn't get very far, but I loved the prologue! :)

After finishing my breakfast, I peeked back in on the music video workshop, but decided that it was too far along for me to try to join in on. So, I headed upstairs to peek in on the "Father's Fan Fare" workshop, but I wasn't (and I'm still not!) sure what was going on. It looked like a meeting, so I decided not to intrude and headed on into the Dealer's Room.

It was nice and quiet at that hour of the morning, so I was able to leisurely browse around and speak to the various folks who were running the tables. I had a nice long discussion with JoAnn Baca and Sandy Tew (it was so nice to get the chance to chat with you, ladies!), then started to see what else I could pick up. I ended up buying several 4"x6" photos of Jamie Murray's artwork (damn, that man is *talented*!), two 8"x10" laser prints of Claire Sieffert's artwork (gorgeous pastels!), and two 8"x10" black and white prints by Sandy Tew (one of Vincent and an absolutely phenomenal one of Catherine). I knew that I wasn't going to be able to afford anything at the art auction, but these were the next best thing!

Oh, and I just realized that I forgot to mention that on Friday I picked up my one and only t-shirt of the weekend. I'd limited myself to one because I do NOT need any more t-shirts - I just cleaned out my closet and bureaus and have 6 trashbags full of clothes (1 just full of t-shirts!) and I really don't need to start filling them back up again! Anyway, I saw a beautiful white t-shirt with a picture of Vincent and Catherine done by Sandy Tew on the front. It was the only one available and it happened to be in my size, so I snapped it up and wore in on Saturday. Okay, all caught up now! :)

So, by the time I finished making my purchases, it was time for me to make my way back to Renaissance Room C for the autograph session. It was in full swing by the time I hopped into line, but things moved along quite quickly. While in line I met Judy and Miranda (who were two of Vincent's Vamps the night before) and chatted with them while we waited. As we got up to the table, I enlisted Judy's help in taking a couple of pictures of me with Edward and Jay (thanks, Judy!) and hopefully everything will come out (I really need to get my pics developed!!!).

I was a good girl and stuck to the suggested guideline of only have 1-2 pieces for the celebs to sign. I decided to have them sign the two conzines - one for me and one to my friend, Debbie (sorry to ruin the surprise, Deb!). Edward, David, Jamie, Jay and Linda were all there to sign autographs and they were all incredibly nice and patient, posing for pictures, and goofing around with us as we moved through the line.

I was soon through the line and decided to run up to my room for a quick break and to drop off my purchases and precious conzines. I rested up for a little bit, then gave my husband a call to check in and make sure that he was all set to pick me up on Sunday evening. I told him how excited I was to be there and that I was having a wonderful time, and how bummed I was that I was going to have to miss the closing ceremonies (and rooftop party) because my train left so early. Then my husband, who is Mr. Predictable himself, managed to shock me by saying:

"Well, if you're having that good a time, why don't you stay an extra day?"

What? Excuse me? Is this the same person who made sure that the last thing he said to me as he dropped me off at the train station was "Don't spend too much money - remember we're broke!"? Who are you Mr. Pod Person and what have you done with my husband!

After I managed to regain my power of speech, I asked him if he was sure about that. He replied that if it was going to ruin my enjoyment of the weekend to miss the closing ceremonies, go ahead and stay an extra day. It was only going to cost one more night at the hotel.

Okkkaaaayyyyy....We agreed that I would check and make sure I could make the appropriate changes to my reservations and if it worked out, I'd go for it. I quickly hung up before he could change his mind and went to work. I ran downstairs to the registration desk to see about extending my stay. This was going to be the trickiest part. After some finagling, I was able to make a second reservation for Sunday night, and although I couldn't get the convention rate, I only had to pay an extra $20. Not bad!

Then I ran back up to my room, called Amtrak, and got my train ticket changed to Monday afternoon at the same time (4:30pm), but since it was a lower-class ticket, I saved about $20, which made up for the extra $20 I had to pay for the hotel. Sweet!

With all of my new plans in place, I called back my husband and told him that I would, indeed, be staying for an extra day. After thanking him profusely, a little thought popped into my head. "You're just feeling guilty because you're going off to Las Vegas in two weeks, aren't you??" He copped to it, but I figured, what the heck, if his guilt gets me an extra day of fun in NYC, what the heck??? ;)

I was now bursting with excitement and dying to tell someone, so I grabbed my tote, ran back to the Dealer's Room, and screeched to JoAnn and Sandy that I was staying an extra day!!!! WOO HOOO!!!! There was much hugging and rejoicing and comments that I was well and truly "sucked in"! <grin>

I was starting to get hungry again, and I saw the hotel staff swooping in to clear off the lunch fixins and bring in the cake. I quickly threw together a salami sandwich as the staff was *literally* hauling the plates off the table - I was grabbing things out of their hands! Then I got a glass of water and went to pick up a piece of carrot cake.

Someone (sorry, I don't remember who!) was ahead of me and turned around with two pieces in hand. Thinking that she was being kind and handing one to me, I thanked her and went to grab it. Needless to say, I was quite startled when she asked me what the heck I was doing! Oops. She was picking up a piece for someone else and I was trying to make off with it. I apologized and handed the cake back to her, then reached down and got one for myself.

Then I headed into the common area and went to sit down when who should come along but the same woman, laughingly asking me why I was trying to steal her seat! My god, it was just not my day! But everybody took it in good humor and I moved to the next seat over. I managed to finish my lunch without incident, then decided to see what was going on now.

I wandered into the Art Room, which was finally open. Somehow I missed Jamie's pieces, though. I don't know when they went up, but I just missed them (they might not have been up yet, since there were still some items piled in a corner). I checked out everything that was up and was very impressed - I wish I had that kind of talent! I also admired the display of costumes from the show (loaned by their various owners) and the two handmade quilts on display (one with all of the episode names embroidered on it!).

Then, I thought I might drop in on the Writer's Workshop, but when I saw they were actually *writing*, that scared me off (I was hoping for tips not work! <grin>) and I headed downstairs to try my luck again at Beast Bingo. I played about 4 hands, but Lady Luck wasn't with me today. One of my tablemates won 3 times, though!

As we were wrapping up, the con committee came by to let us know that they were raffling off two seats at the head table at the banquet that night. I figured that I didn't have a chance in hell (especially with the way my luck was going that day), but since the money was going toward a good 'cause, I handed over my $20 and got two chances.

Then it was time to start the Q&A. After a quick run to the ladies room, I settled in to watch the proceedings. The con committee had been after us all weekend to submit questions for the celebs on 3"x5" cards...and then only asked a few of them. Oh well, it was a good idea, ladies! :)

I decided that discretion was the better part of valor and didn't ask any questions, myself. I figured that I'd just ask some stupid newbie question that had been answered a million times before, so I just shut up and soaked in the atmosphere. Edward, David, Jamie, Jay and Linda were all up there and patiently answered all of the questions that were sent their way.

I certainly can't remember *everything* but there were some good ones. Several questions about the writing process (how to get from those ideas in your head to an actual script), which episodes/scenes were their favorites (everybody seems to universally like "A Happy Life" as the eptiome of B&B episodes), what they're up to now, ummm....help me out, guys! My brain is swiss cheese at the moment...

Oh, I remember one. You may have heard this before, but I hadn't. Edward told us about how excited he was to finally have a scene with Ron (in what? "Walk Slowly?" I need to watch these again!). He was so excited to be able to work with him and was all gung-ho. The time finally comes to shoot the scene and Ron is about 50 away down on a dock or something. Edward says his first line then Ron responds...<Edward mouths saying a line>. Huh? Edward says his next line and Ron again responds, just mouthing his line. Edward thought at first that they were just screwing with him, but it turns out that when Ron does the Vincent voice, it's very soft, and didn't carry the 50 feet between them (apparently they used a body mike to pick it up). So throughout this scene that Edward was so looking forward to, he has absolutely no freakin' idea what Ron was saying and had to be cued to say his lines!

What else...Edward related his 911 stories (shortened versions of the ones he told us in the B.O.A. panel), David told about shooting the big ending of "A Happy Life" in the wee hours of the morning (with a bunch o' fans standing watch on a nearby hill the whole time), uhhhh....that's all I can remember right now. All I can say is that it was very funny and everybody seemed to be having a great time.

And, yes, Becky, I think it *was* Jay who suggested that we continue the Q&As the next day because this is the part that they *like* to do! They'd run over as it was, so the suggestion was eagerly accepted, with time TBA.

It was now nearing 4:30pm, and as I had a bit of a headache, I decided to head up to my room to rest for a while before the banquet. Now, as Becky mentioned, the elevators were more than a bit of a problem over the course of the weekend. I don't know how bad it was for the South Tower, but the North Tower was VERY bad. There were only three elevators that could handle *maybe* 8 people per, if you really squished 'em in. And, of course, since we were all coming and going at the same time, en masse, the elevators would just get jammed.

Well, being the independent (and impatient!) person that I am, I just went in search of the stairs. Stairs...stairs...hmmmm...nothing on the first floor...maybe from the mezzanine...stairs...stairs...

No stairs.

What's up with that? Isn't that breaking a fire code or something??? Well, it turns out that the only stair access from the ground floor is outside, BUT it's locked from the outside - so you can go down, but you can't go back up. I don't recall if it was at this point or perhaps earlier in the weekend, but the line got so long at one point that the hotel staff led us around to the outside and opened up the door so we could take the stairs up to our floor. My god, what a pain...

Anyway, I eventually made it up to my room, organized my stuff, laid out my clothes for the evening, took some ibuprofen, stripped down to my skivvies, turned on the TV (X-Files, I think), and dozed for a little while. But, soon enough it was time for me to be getting ready to go.

I did my makeup (might have overdone the eyes a bit that night - I'll have to check the pics to see), then slipped into my banquet dress. This night I was wearing a sleeveless, dark blue sheath with a woven, sparkly overlay, slightly scooped neck (the top reminded me of a racing bathing suit - it had that sort of cut), deeper "V" in the back, and ultra-fun fringe along the bottom hem. I paired that with my white satin shoes, sparkly bracelets and big ol' dangly rhinestone earrings (which, upon first spotting in the store, I immediately deemed my Catherine Dress Up Earrings! <grin>). Very sparkly and festive.

And I have to make a small side note about how wonderful it was to be able to wear these fun outfits this weekend. Over the course of the past year and a half, I've lost about 57 pounds and these were my first new dress-up outfits in *ages*! I was especially proud of the fact that I was brave enough to wear two sleeveless outfits - I hadn't done that in over 10 years! So, it may seem a little egotistical, but yea, me! :)

Anyway, after getting myself in order, I put my camera and my schedule into my tote (yeah, that really completed the outfit! :P) and headed downstairs.

They hadn't opened up the doors yet, so we were all standing in the hallway, taking pictures and making conversation. And, yes, this is when I officially met Becky! (hi, Becky!)

I have to say, I saw some amazing outfits. Lots of folks were conventionally dressed-up, as I was, but there were a couple of ladies in beautiful renaissance-style dresses, several folks in Tunnel Togs, and Lisa was dressed as Vincent, but with a beautiful outfit of plush velvet. Gorgeous!

The doors finally opened at around 6:30pm or so and we funneled ourselves into the ballroom (mooooo) to find our seats. As I got into the ballroom, I headed for the table in front of the stage to the far right. I found an open seat and plunked myself down, stashed my tote, and started to chat with my tablemates and listen to the wonderful string quartet that was playing on the stage.

After a few minutes, someone wondered about the fact that there were only three chairs left at the table - not enough to seat all four of the chamber music players who were supposed to join us for dinner. I started to get a sneaking suspicion, then checked the table number.

Sure enough, it was wrong. Or, well, *I* was wrong! I was seated at Table 11 instead of Table 10. But what had happened to Table 10? Obviously the seating chart had been changed, but where was my seat?

I expected it to be next to Table 11, but no such luck. After a few minutes of searching, I finally found Table 10, in the middle of the room, toward the back. Darn it. Not as good a view as before, but oh well. I explained my confusion to my tablemates, grabbed an open seat, stashed my tote again, and started to settle in.

As I was settling, the con committee got up and started to announce the two winners who would be sitting at the head table. There were two seats labeled "Park Place" and "Boardwalk" (very cute!) and they called out the two recipients. I wasn't paying much attention, because I was still situating myself, when the first name was called. Clap politely as an mature (I won't said "older"! <grin>) lady made her way toward the head table.

"And the winner of 'Boardwalk' is...."

Lah de dah. Shuffling the tote...straightening my dress...

"Suze Howe!!!"

Uh.

What?

Did I hear my name?

MY name?

Being called?

Up there. At the head table. Me. What?

I won.

I won!

IWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWONIWON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, get a grip. Smile! Get your stuff. Accept hugs. Keep smiling.

Oh. My. God.

Keep walking. Keep walking. Don't trip. Keep walking...

So...my brain kind of went on like this for quite a while. I finally made my way up to the head table and although the celebs weren't there yet, I could see by the name tags that I was being seated between Edward Albert and David Schwartz.

Did I say Oh. My. God.?

Yeah.

I gratefully accepted the assistance of someone's husband (Bruce, was that you???) who escorted me to my chair and got me settled. I quickly stashed my tote (again!) and tried to get my brain to start working again. Since I'd been playing musical chairs all night, I kept wondering when someone was going to tell me that it was a mistake, but nope! No mistake! YAHOO!!!

The string quartet played on as the con committee took their seats. And I must say a quick and VERY heartfelt thank you to Pat and...um, Cathy, was it you? who gave up their seats at the head table so that they could be raffled off. THANK YOU both so much!!!

Then the celebs came wandering in and I soon found myself seated in a place of honor between Edward and David and near Jay, Linda, Jamie, and the rest of the crew. I'm not sure why karma was working in my favor that day, but I'm not going to question it! :)

They were all *so* nice. I was rather nervous at first, because I was now sort-of on display. Lots of picture taking was going on, so I was trying to remember to smile and look pleasant and keep my knees together like a lady, and all those things that your grandmother tried to instill in you when you really weren't paying much attention. So, I was a little tense there for a while...

The Summerfest Banquet opened with Edward reading the traditional(?) opening speech (I hadn't heard it before, so I don't know if the same thing is read each year, I think so, though). As it came to an end, David lit the candle at the center of the table, then used it to light my candle and Jay's, and we in turn lit the candles of those next to us. Throughout the room, one person at each table lit their candle, then passed the light around until the whole room was filled with light. The house lights were dimmed and we all lifted our candles into the air, as we shared a moment of silence. You could have heard a pin drop. It was absolutely one of the most breathtaking moments I've been witness to. Then Edward wrapped up his speech, the candles were blown out except for the one in the very center, the house lights came on, and party began!

Ann...who's last name I can't remember...was there as a representative of the New York Foundling Hospital. She gave a short speech about the organization, how it got started, and what they do. Then Jamie made a couple of announcements and we were underway...

The waiters came over and took our meal cards, filled our water glasses, and came around with caesar salads and rolls. <laughing> Those celebs aren't afraid of veggies, that's for sure. I was amazed at how quick the salads were gone. Me, I was too busy watching and listening and being so absorbed that I barely ate two bites (but what I had was pretty good!).

As the food was being passed out to the rest of the room, NovTek started showing several music videos, and I totally lost interest in my own food. God, I can't remember what the songs were (damn this swiss cheese memory!), but the first few were hilarious! Every time "Elliot Burch" or "Joe Maxwell" would appear on the screen, the ladies would cheer and catcall. Well, I couldn't be left out, even if they *were* sitting right next to me!

Edward just kept smiling and shaking his head at our craziness, but I think he really loved it! ;)

Then they showed a beautiful tribute to Beah Richards with clips from her long film career, as well as clips from B&B. It really was gorgeous, guys, thank you.

At this point, the lights came back up and the string quartet got back up on stage to play. I continued to pick at my food as I quickly became wrapped up in the conversation between Edward and David (it was hard not to since they were talking right over me!). They talked about David's trip to Bali (which sounds *gorgeous* and so peaceful - David, if you're out there, I'd be happy to go with you in January!), plans for a return trip and eastern spirituality. The cool thing was that I was already interested in these subjects and it was nice to understand the concepts that they were discussing and actually *be* interested in what they were discussing (not just because I was trying to be polite). Believe me, if you two ever want to discuss eastern religion and spirituality again, give me a buzz!

The waiters came out with our dinners (I think I was the only red meat eater at the table - oops!) and I continued to pick at my meal as Edward and David started to ask me about my interests. I told them basically what I did, and that I was going back to school to get certified as a webmaster.

Edward had talked in his panel on Friday about going through a so-called mid-life crisis, trying to figure out who he was and what he was doing. I piped up and told him that I'd gone through a similar thing a couple of years ago. I found myself working 80 hours a week at a job I didn't like, overweight, unhappy, and utterly depressed. I went into therapy and ultimately, the conclusion was very simple - you are in charge. If you are unhappy, figure out what makes you happy! Simple concept, but at times extremely difficult to execute. But he understood exactly what I was saying and we had a really great conversation about it.

As we were musing on the string quartet, I mentioned that of the many talents I have, playing a musical instrument is *definitely* not one of them, although I'd always wanted to learn how to play the guitar. Edward's eyes twinkled as he said, "I could teach you." Huh? "Yeah, pick any song and I can have you playing it in an hour." Yeah, he's joking with me, right? But no, he said that he'd come up with a way to play any song with just three chords. He explained it to me, and I understood the basic concepts, though I'd have to try it out for myself. He said that he'd taught Richard Roundtree how to play "Amazing Grace" just by using those few chords and that if I caught him later, he'd be happy to show me the same. Unfortunately, I never had the chance to catch up to him, but Edward, if you're out there, I'm going to hold you to that! ;)

Anyway, around this time, I started to realize that drinking that 1/2 liter of water before coming down to dinner was not such a great idea and if I didn't make my way to the powder room soon, things were going to get rather messy! Luckily, the waiters were starting to clear things off to get ready for dessert and the celebs were starting to get up and talk amongst themselves, so I decided to take the opportunity to run to the ladies room.

Ah, sweet relief!

When I came back, no more than five minutes later, I found water sprayed all over the table and everyone in hysterics. I turned to David and said "Geez, I leave you guys alone for five minutes and all hell breaks loose! What happened???" As you may have guessed, I'd loosened up quite a bit by this point. And NO I was not drinking anything stronger than water! I'm just bubbly by nature! ;)

Well, it turns out that Jay unexpectedly threw out a line from the movie "Arthur", just as David had a big mouthful of water. The result: Classic spit take. It was probably a good thing that I wasn't there or I'd have gotten soaked!

Everybody was milling around by this point, so I ate my tiramisu (*awesome*!) and chatted with various folks from the con committee. I eventually saw Ann, the woman from the NY Foundling Hospital, sitting all by herself at the end of the table, looking a little lost. So, I got up and went over to talk with her for a few minutes. I told her how impressed I was with her organization and that I was glad that this was the charity they decided to donate to this year. We talked about the hospital for a little while, then she let me know that she was planning to slip out as it was getting a bit late, so I said goodbye and headed back to my seat.

I idly observed the decorations while I was sitting there. Chandler did an *awesome* job. Each table had a profusion of red silk roses and ivy clustered around handmade statues of Catherine and Vincent, which Chandler had made herself! They were so neat! You could tell that everybody was getting ready to swipe one (I know *I* was thinking about it), so as the party started to break up, the con committee wisely went around the room and rounded up all of the centerpieces to be auctioned off later that night.

There were also a few pieces with a single red rose and single white rose wrapped together with some sort of glittery wire. I think there was one per table and a couple of extras that were supposed to go to a group of folks who had problems with their dinners (I heard later that there were some serious issues with the waiters skipping whole tables and then running out of chicken, but I didn't know anything about it that night). But David handed me one of them, so I tucked it away in my tote before it could get taken away from me!

And since I couldn't get a centerpiece, I quickly looked around for what else I could take home as a souvenier. I took my Summerfest candle and my placecard ("Boardwalk"), then I quickly snatched up Edward's, David's, and Jay's placecards, too! Yes, I admit to my theaving tendancies, but can you blame me? ;)

Right about this time, David brought out his cellphone and called Ron. Yeah, he just casually called up *Ron Perlman*! While I was sitting right there! He was trying to convince Ron to come over for a few minutes to surprise everyone, but apparently Ron's kids were with him that weekend and it was getting late, so he didn't want to do it. David passed the phone around to all of the celebs, having them each lend their voice to the plea.

I realized too late that I should have asked David if I could give it a go, too. He probably would have done it and even if Ron didn't come over, I could at least say I talked to him! But, no, I wasn't thinking that clearly at the time. And, unfortunately, they couldn't convince Ron. Darn it!

Things were winding down at this point, so Jamie called for a 20 minute break for folks to change or go to the bathroom or whatever, then we'd meet back in the ballroom for the celebrity auction. I knew that this wouldn't be enough time for me to fight the lines to the elevator, get up to my room, wash off my makeup, change my clothes and get back down to the ballroom before the whole thing started. So, I decided to just make another run to the ladies room then head back and claim my spot again.

I wasn't sure if I was supposed to stay at the head table or not, but I figured, what the hey? The place was pretty deserted, as most of the con committee was busy with the auction and the celebs were up on stage, but I got a hell of a view!

(...snip ...)

Well, now that we're all good and revved up, it's time to spend some money!

The celebs hopped up on stage and started hawking the goods. I kept telling myself that I wasn't going to spend much, since I'd already spent $100 the night before. Yeah. Right. What was *I* thinking??? <grin>

They did have some neat items. I know that Merrie, Mary, and a couple of other folks spent some *big* money that night! They had Cullen's outfit from "Fever", Olivia's dress from "A Gentle Rain" (which was the running joke that night, since David couldn't remember what that one was about...the guy...with the car...and the drunk driving...and Piper Laurie...and...nevermind...), a set of Linda videos, a set of Ron videos, pictures of the actors, press kits for "Madigan Men", posters, puzzles...you name it, they had it!

My first purchase of the night was the poster of Vincent, seated. I already have this somewhere, but to up the price, David started promising that if he could get out of there by 11:00pm, he take it over to Ron to have him sign it. Well, I had to get in on that and started the bidding at $50.00. Well, apparently there are some perks to being a Con Virgin and sitting at the head table, because David didn't take any other bids and let me walk off with it for $50.00. (you're a sweetie, David!)

My other goodies of the evening were a special edition video from the Kingdom By the Sea II con in Orlando that was nothing but Ron clips. I got that for $125. I don't know if it's a one-of-a-kind...probably not, but it's got to be a limited edition, 'cause I didn't see the NovTek folks selling it at their table.

I also picked up a black and white photo of Vincent that was signed to Aurea (I later found out that she wasn't sure if she'd donated that or if it accidentally found it's was into the pile...oops!) by Ron, and my big prize of the evening was a Vincent and Catherine magnet for $25. I know, I know, everybody was probably thinking I was totally off my nut, but I've got a big fridge magnet collection (which I started after I realized that my t-shirt collection was taking up too much room) and this would make it complete!

There were still some items left over, but as the hour was growing late, they decided to start wrapping things up.

Now, just a little side note. All this time, since the dinner, David's cellphone has been sitting on the table, right next to me. One of the reasons that I stayed seated at the head table was to make sure that nobody walked off with it. Not that anybody would, but you can't be too careful and I didn't want the celebs to get a bad impression of us.

But, the whole time, I keep thinking that the last person called was Ron Perlman. All I needed to do was pick up the phone and hit redial! I had fantasies about calling him up and telling him to "Get your ass over here!", but my conscience wouldn't let me do it. Darn it. Wouldn't let me check who was on the speed dial, either. David, you owe me one! ;)

Anyway, David came back and picked up his unadulterated phone, and I headed over to the table to pay for my stuff. But, since David had promised to take everything over to be signed by Ron, I just piled all of my things together and put my information onto a card to go along with it to Ron's apartment. I waved arrivederci to my stuff (hoping that I would see it again!) and headed out to the lobby.

A bunch of folks were congregating in the bar, so I decided that I could stay up a little bit longer and wandered in. I was invited to join a group of folks (mostly con committee) in the corner, so I went and got myself a strawberry daqueri with Parrot Bay rum (yum!) and took a seat. Of course, I realized after the fact that I probably shouldn't have been drinking with all of the medication that I'm taking, but I stopped at one, so I should be okay... :P

We hung out and chatted and chatted some more and we got to know each other (or, rather, I got to know everybody else), and just had a wonderful time. Well, before we knew it, they were kicking us out of the bar. Huh? I checked my watch - it was only midnight! Sheesh...at home we'd still have at least two more hours of drinking time to go!

But, no, they were very adamant and we moved to the little conversation area adjacent to the bar and continued our gabbing. As the night wore on, the gossip got juicier and I probably learned far more than any Con Virgin has a right to...I'm pretty sure that I well and truly lost my title that night! <grin>

Chris wandered down after a while and mentioned that he was ordering pizza, so he got one for us, too. And I am *so* glad that he did because since I hadn't eaten much at dinner, I was now STARVING. No pizza ever tasted so good! We continued to chat until about 2:30am or so, but by this time, we were getting increasingly dirty looks from the hotel staff. I'm not sure what bee got into their bonnet, but we finally decided to go ahead and call it a night.

I headed upstairs, and by the time I had washed off my makeup, changed clothes, etc., it was after 3:00am. I seem to recall reading for a couple of minutes, but I couldn't keep my eyes open. Soon the Sound Soother was on, the alarm was set, and I was snoozing away, trying to catch a few hours of sleep before I had to be up again...

SUNDAY, JULY 15

Alarm. Going off. Should probably do something about that.....zzzzzzzzzz....

Needless to say, after staying up until the wee hours of Saturday night/Sunday morning, I was not exactly a big bundle of energy when my alarm started going off a few hours later. But I did manage to drag my carcass out of bed around 9:00am, got cleaned up and dressed, swung by the cafe to grab a diet Coke (caffeine being a necessity at this point), and headed into the ballroom for the Celebrity Brunch.

This was pretty low key. I got a spot at the table to the far right of the stage (where my seat *should* have been at the banquet! <grin>) with a bunch of ladies who I hadn't met yet and honestly don't remember the names of (please don't be offended, not only am I bad with names, but I was seriously sleep-deprived - not a good combo!). We chatted for a little bit and were soon lucky enough to be amongst the first tables to make our way to the buffet to get our breakfast.

They had a relatively decent selection and I think I ended up with scrambled eggs, a couple of triangles of French toast, a couple of pieces of bacon and some sort of breakfast pastry. Unfortunately, because there were so many of us, by the time we were finished, there were still some people in line waiting to get their food.

Once everyone was settled, the celebs got up and continued the Q&A session from the previous day. Again, I honestly can't separate what was talked about on Saturday from what was discussed that morning, but if anybody remembers any specific details, speak up! (I do remember, however, that Jay Acovone spent a good deal of time looking at the pictures that David had brought with him - I still want to know what was in that bag!).

When the Q&A wrapped up, Edward Albert and Jamie Murray got up on stage to auction off a bunch of Edward memorabilia, as well as whatever was left over from the night before. It got to be quite hilarious as Edward and Jamie tried to entice folks into bidding higher amounts. I got sucked into it, too!

I tried to pick up the Silver Surfer action figure (Edward did the voice of SS on the TV series), as I'm a big Marvel comics fan, but was soon outbid. Darn it. Then I reeeeeaaaaaaalllllllyyyyyyy tried to get the Invasion America book, since I was a HUGE fan of the mini-series (the Jonny Quest mailing list I belong to - which is filled with anime fans - went nuts over it, too), but Mary, who has much deeper pockets than I, finally managed to run off with it for around $200. I was so bummed, but it couldn't have gone to a better home! :)

In the end, the only thing I did get was one of the Summerfest candles autographed by Ron Perlman. They'd bumped the price up to $60 per candle, and since I was afraid that nobody would buy them, I went ahead and picked one up.

I think the single funniest moment, though, was the auctioning of one of Jay Acovone's headshots. Poor Jay, if he only knew... The opening bid was $5 or $10, but Edward wouldn't accept it - asking for only $0.05! Finally, someone bid $0.02 and the race was on! There was a heated bidding war and the price went up a penny at a time. Then someone bid $0.50! Then a dollar! Then I bid two dollars! Whoo boy!

But Edward thought it was going too high, so I reached into my pocket, pulled out all of the change that I had, which amounted to $0.25. I slammed the coins down on the table and called out "I'll give you twenty-five cents, *cash* *money*, if you sell it to me right now!" Edward grinned, walked over to my table, and counted out the change. I swear, he was ready to give it to me, when someone in the back called out "A PENNY!!!" and Edward spun around and called "SOLD!!!"

We were all in hysterics. I don't think that any of us had as much fun trying to *under* bid each other! And, in all fairness, Edward put $20 into the pot for driving down the price. :)

Once all of the items were gone, it was time to set up for the Art Auction.

I went back to my room briefly to organize my things, but then I headed for the Dealer's Room. I knew I couldn't afford anything at the Art Auction, so I figured that I'd take advantage of the fact that the Dealer's Room was all but empty.

I scrounged around the tables, trying to see if there was anything that I missed. 'Zines...pewter statues...various rose pins... Oh, wait, what's this? Underneath some t-shirts and other stuff on the "Orphans" table, I spotted the corner of a mauve mat. Moving the items aside, I uncovered a beautiful color print by an artist that I didn't recognize. Where had this been hiding?

I picked up the print to check the price tag, and found a whole *bunch* of prints underneath! A print of Vincent by Dragon...beautiful works by other artists that I didn't recognize...and then I found it. My prize of the weekend.

In that pile was print #1 of a limited run of 250 of Beth Blighton's portrait of Catherine and Vincent entitled "Come Take Me". Whoa. I picked it up and checked the price on the back.

$7.00

I blinked. Was that right? Only $7.00 for the first print of a limited run of a very well-known B&B artist??? SOLD!!!

I quickly forked over the few dollars, astonished at my find (although, I now wish I'd bought the Dragon print, too! <grin>). Yippee!!! There...I now had everything I needed. I'd managed to pick up several 'zines, pewter figurines, art prints, clothing from the series, several different items with Ron Perlman's autograph... I couldn't ask for anything more! :)

While it was quiet, I decided to take one more pass at the Art Room. There were more pieces up, including a beautiful hand-made stained glass lamp, hand-made dolls, and other interesting pieces. I had been told that we couldn't take pictures in the Art Room, but someone confirmed that it was okay to take pictures of the costume display and the quilts, so I went ahead and did that.

The costumes were absolutely gorgeous and I could place almost all of them.

There was the burgandy velvet gown that Catherine wore in the pilot, along with it's matching coat and scarf. There was the red dress (possibly just the long over-jacket, I couldn't quite tell) from "Dark Spirit". There was a formal outfit of Vincent's (complete with ruffled shirt), which I couldn't place. There was the long robe with the geometric print that Vincent worn in the B&B movie (during his recovery), another outfit of Vincent's that I couldn't place (they're too similar!), a pale peach dress with a lace top and handkerchief hem which I *think* Catherine worn in "Temptation", and the "Angel"'s long flowing white dress from "Remember Love".

After that, I signed my name to the back of the Friendship quilt (which contained the signatures of previous con-goers for the past 10 years), and headed downstairs to check out the end of the Art Auction.

I heard, in passing, that Jamie's new B&B piece went for $925 (which seemed like a whopping amount to me!), so I was curious to see what the rest would go for. There were about 5 pieces left when I got to the ballroom. Some intriguing non-B&B pieces, a beautiful pastel by Claire Sieffert (which went for several hundred dollars!), and the showcase piece was the original artwork for Jamie's first book cover, which went for $1600. Wow.

After the auction finished up, I caught up with Jamie saying "You stud! I heard your piece went for big money!" He turned to me and looked a little sad and I was afraid I'd offended him. He told me that he had put a high minimum on the book cover, half hoping that it wouldn't be sold, since it meant so much to him. In an instant, I understood how he felt. As an artist (of any kind, writer, painter, whatever), your artwork is kind of like your child. You nuture it and fuss over it and work *so* hard on it. Each piece is special, but something like this...well, you can't put a price on it. And to give it up, for whatever amount of money, for whatever the cause, is still very hard.

So, I just gave him a hug, told him that I understood and that he should just remember all of the kids that would be helped by this (as a portion of the sale price would go toward the designated charity). I don't know if this helped or not, but I was pretty damn impressed with him.

We had a little bit of time to kill, but had been told that there would be ice cream served at 3:00pm, so I hung out, chatted with the ladies at my table, and just chilled until the hotel staff brought out the ice cream. And, yes, my diet was still being thrown out the window!

About this time, I needed to make a break for the ladies room, but we had been told that they were going to air the outtakes video again (the one described in detail in Saturday's installment) and I didn't want to miss it. I headed back out into the registration room and spotted Phil at the NovTek table. I told him that I had to run to the ladies room, and that he shouldn't start the video until I got back (geez, I'm not bossy at all, eh? <grin>) He just laughed and told me that as soon as everybody had gotten their ice cream, he was running it, so I'd better hurry. I took a quick peek back into the ballroom and saw that there were only about 10 people left in line, so with a quick "Don't start it!" tossed over my shoulder, I *ran* to the nearest rest room!

Scant minutes later I was back, and as I ran by Phil, I told him it was okay to start the video now! I think he just shook his head at me as I raced back to my table. They did, indeed, start the video up again (as soon as they scrounged it up), and this time I was smart enough to take notes (which is how I was able to remember it all for my report yesterday).

The crowd was a bit more subdued, now that we'd seen it once, but we were still enthralled. What fun!

Once this was done, it was time to start the closing ceremonies. I know I'm going to screw up the order that everything happened in, but I'm going to try to get it all in there!

Sue Haley got us started by sign-singing and although I know I know what the song was, it has totally escaped my brain at the moment. <thinking> <thinking> <thinking> <goes to Jeff's site hoping that the pics will jog her memory> Hey, they did! Sue sign-sang to "The Rose" and it was absolutely *beautiful*.

Then members of the con committee began to introduce each of the celebrity guests. Their introductions were interspersed throughout the proceedings. I believe they started with Jay or Linda, I can't quite remember.

Then members of the Colorado B&B club got up and explained that at last year's con, during the banquet, they were supposed to give a special award out to someone who had done so much for B&B fandom. But because of the wonderful chaos that resulted from Ron Perlman's drop-in visit, the ceremony got jettisoned and the poor guy ended up getting his award in the hallway later on!

So, they wanted to make it more officious and brought David Schwartz up to acknowledge his work with B&B fandom. And, in honor of him, they decided to call the award the Schwartzie Award and it was now time to announce the 2nd annual recipient - Betty Neiswender - for her contributions and dedication to B&B fandom since day one. Unfortunately, I don't know Betty, myself, but from the crowd reaction, it certainly seemed well-deserved! :)

At this point, one of the con members (I believe it was Karen?) got up to introduce Myhr. She gave a very heartfelt and teary speech about how much he's meant to all of us in B&B fandom and how much we are going to miss him, now that he is retiring. Then the wonderful folks from NovTek showed a special music video that they created as a tribute to Myhr and Jamie. It was absolutely gorgeous and there was not a dry eye in the house (mine included!). Jamie was obviously overcome and the celebs all rushed over and gave him a huge group hug. It was truly a special moment.

As we all tried to recover our composure, David took over and called up onto the stage all of the con committee members from this year and last year and everyone who had contributed to the weekend through volunteering, submissions to the conzine, participating in the Talent Show - though those of us in the audience knew the stage couldn't hold all of us who had contributed and we ended up staying in our seats! <grin> Then David put on a very interesting rendition of "Over the Rainbow" and encouraged us all to sing along. We tried, but the words had been rearranged so much that we just kind of shrugged our shoulders and hummed along as best we could. :)

After that, we had a tribute to Eddie Albert (Edward's father), which concluded with a phone call to Eddie. Edward got his father on the phone, which was rather hilarious in and of itself as he kept repeating to his dad that, yes, he would be home tomorrow and would stop in and see him! :) On cue, Edward held out the phone and we all sang (as much as we could remember of) the "Green Acres" theme song. Eddie was apparently touched and said that he loved us all, so Edward held out the phone again and we all yelled out that we loved him, too! It was so cool!

Then all of the con committee members were brought up on stage and introduced and each was given a red rose. After all were on stage, Aurea (this year's co-chair) passed the light (a Summerfest candle) on to Lyn, who would be the chair of next year's convention, and aired a preview video of the highlights of next year's con.

And that was it! The crowds dispersed and folks wandered around to give hugs and take pictures and say goodbye to those who were leaving. I was *so* glad that I had gotten to stay for this! I made sure to get one last hug from all of the celebs and the new friends that I had met, then retired to my room to collapse!

It didn't last long, though. I wanted to make sure that I was as packed as I could be before I went to the rooftop party, since I wasn't sure how long I'd be up and I *knew* that I wouldn't want to have to deal with it later that night or the next morning. I must say that this was THE single best packing job I've ever done in my life (okay, maybe second to the trips to performing arts camp when I was in high school and had to bring enough stuff to last a month in one bag!). I was able to fit all of the clothes and toiletries that I'd brought back into the back, as well as all of the goodies that I had gotten over the course of the weekend! Woo hoo!!! The bag was considerably heavier, but it had wheels, so I wasn't too worried! ;)

After getting everything as packed away as I could and laying out my clothes for the next day, I grabbed my camera and headed up to the pool. This was pretty neat. At the top of the South Tower, half of the roof had been converted into a patio/sunning area, with tables and lounge chairs, and the other half was a full-size pool! On the top of a building! Not being a city girl, this was definitely neat, in and of itself.

I took a lot of pictures of the skyline as the sun was setting, then I staked out a spot and got some dinner (pretty basic barbeque fare, although the buffalo chicken drumsticks were quite tasty). I chatted with the folks at my table, and eventually found myself talking to Claire Sieffert for the rest of the night. It was great! She caught me up on all of the doings at the various conventions for the past who knows how long. So I now know the good, the bad, and the ugly about everything that has happened over the past 10 years! I think I can waive my Con Virgin status goodbye! ;)

The hotel staff kicked us out at 11:00pm so they could shut down the pool area. I was pretty wiped from the weekend's activities, so I decided to call it a night. Of course, when I got back to my room, I got involved in watching the first part of "The Mists of Avalon" on TNT and ended up staying up until the wee hours of the morning. (I never did get to see the second part though, darn it!)

As that finished up, I snuggled down into my bed, turned on the Sound Soother one last time, and drifted off to dreamland with plans for how I was going to get to next year's con floating through my head...

(...snip...)

And that's pretty much it for my first convention! :)

I have to take a moment to say that this was one of THE best times I've ever had. The instant I walked into that hotel, I knew I was home. I've been to other fan conventions (I go to the New England Parrothead Convention every year), but I've never had such a feeling of *family*. Although I know you won't believe me, I can be very shy in new situations, but I felt so immediately comfortable with all of you, that I could just be myself, and that's *very* rare.

So, I want to say thank you to the con committee for putting on a great weekend. I know you had your trials and tribulations, but I think everything came off wonderfully!

Thank you to the celebs who graced us with their presence. I especially bonded with Edward, David and Jamie - I hope that I'll get to see you all again soon!

And last, but certainly not least, thank you so much to all of the wonderful people that I met this weekend. Some of you I had talked to a little bit online and some of you I didn't know at all, but I enjoyed meeting each and every one of you and I am *so* looking forward to next year, when, God willing, we'll all see each other again.

Oh, and yes, I am hereby committing myself to attending next year's convention. How can I not go??? Despite the fact that I'll be going to Orlando two times already next year, I'm going to save my pennies and find a way to go a third time. I just can't miss this again!

So, until then, be well and I'll see you around the 'net! :)

Love,

Suze, the very happily deflowered Con Virgin